Dependable Renegade

NotJenna planned on re-enacting

a scene from "Antigone".

Shealah Craighead/AFP/Getty Images

Was there nobody around to fix Henry's jacket for the album photo?

Oh, dear. Somebody put NotJenna's head

on backwards.

WH/Sheleah Craighead

"Jenna, who's the black guy?!"

WH/Sheleah Craighead

Did I call the "shiny" on Pickles or WHAT?

AP/WH/Shelagh Craighead

Irony, thy name is "Crawford".

REUTERS/Larry Downing

And congratulations to your dad, too, Jenna.  Oil hit $126/barrel on Friday.

Oh. My.

From McClatchy:

Approximately 200 guests were invited, but for the rest of us, Crawford was as close as we could get.

“Even though you can’t see it, you can breathe the same air they are breathing,” said Mary Wood, who drove from San Antonio to spend the day in this small town. “I just had to be here to say I was here for it.”

Because nothing says "Classy!" more

than crass commercialism.

Mousepads? What about the kneepads?

Mmmm...leather announcements. Kinky.

"Honey, let's always remember this special day with a cow skull."

All photos: REUTERS/Larry Downing

I wonder what the Red Bull shop is going to do with all the leftover inventory.

ZOMG, it's the BIG DAY!

REUTERS/Larry Downing

Not exactly what I'd want to have my morning cup of coffee in...

How to spend a Friday night.

[h/t queek]

UPDATE: Four Legs Good has an alternate version...

The Three Amigos - Large Type Edition.

AP/Jeff Chiu

Nice healthy glow you got goin' on there, Magoo.

Time Magazine honors John McCain as

one of the "100 Crankiest Geezers in the World".

AP/Jeff Chiu

Even the smile looks painful.

Time to wheel out the poster again...

Michelle and Jim-Bob Duggar expecting their 18th child.

I need a vacation.

I had a dream last night that Jenna Bush married Pete Wentz.  And that she had some serious ink on her right shoulder.  And that she was a cool person.

No more spicy food for me after 7 p.m.!

Worst. Campaign. Ad. EVAR!

And it's REAL!

"I prefer to make up cadavers

when they're already in their coffins."

AP/Jeff Chiu

"And what's with keeping his eyes open?  That's just creepy!"

"Hey, Vito! How many fingers am I holding up?"

AP/Martin Mejia

HAHAHAHAHA! Another Republican hypocrite takes a fall.

"Look lady, you're not my type, okay?"

Shealah Craighead/AFP/Getty Images

Bush practices his "First Dance with the Bride."

Y'know, I think the Robot really should be Laura's domain.

Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images

"Moron of the Bride."

I'll wait til it airs on public access.

Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images

"Let's face it, Condi.

Ah'm just not that into ya."

Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images

I wonder what she'll wear to Jenna's wedding.

What size lure would one use

to hook that mouth?

REUTERS/Jim Young

Don't ever say I never give you guys straight lines...

Stayin' alive, stayin' alive...

A screen grab from the latest McCain ad.

[original image of John McCain - AP/Jeff Chiu]

"So Ah built this big-ass cross

outta limestone fer Jenna's wedding..."

Yuri Gripas/Getty Images

Mr. Inappropriate celebrates "Military Spouse Day".

"Oooh, Ah gotta go perten'

Ah'm Jerry Lee Lewis!"

REUTERS/Jim Young

More like Liberace, dude. Only without any discernible musical talent.

"Ah always thought Anson Suchee

was the guy on 'Happy Days'!"

REUTERS/Jim Young

Preznit Dickwad finally got around to awarding Aung San Suu Kyi the Congressional Gold Medal today. But not before his First Robot uttered these inanities:

7:58 a.m.: By e-mail, the White House Communications Office sends out its "Morning Update." It lists two events on Bush's schedule for the entire day: a "Social Dinner in Honor of Cinco de Mayo" and, an hour later, post-dinner entertainment. To react to the main news of the day -- thousands of deaths from the cyclone in Burma -- Bush sends his wife out to make a statement. She criticizes the Burmese government for its failure "to issue a timely warning to citizens in the storm's path" and "to meet its people's basic needs." Reporters, too tactful to draw parallels to New Orleans, quiz her instead about daughter Jenna's wedding, and the names of future grandchildren. "George and Georgia, Georgina, Georgette," the first lady says.

From today's WaPo.

Desperate to boost his flagging poll numbers,

McCain rolls out "Sex Toy Cindy".

AP/Jeff Chiu

Michael Cone for Senate!

Go, Michael!

If you live in South Carolina, please get to the polls on 6/10. Lindsey Graham has done enough damage to this country.

Oh, I hope this portends great things

for this upcoming weekend...

REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

T minus 5 days...

"Oh, this IS what we're wearing to Jenna's wedding."

AP/Pat Sullivan

Monday Late Nite at the Lake - Something Borrowed...

"Get your hands off me, you

damned dirty ape!"

Joyce N Boghosian/AFP/Getty Images

Moments later, the usually well-behaved Uno urinated on the President's shoe.

"We pledge allegiance to Cindy's inheritance,

and to the campaign, for which it indirectly pays..."

AP/Jeff Chiu

Held back a grade . . . for the fourth time . . .

George was made to watch all the others graduate.

REUTERS/Jim Young

WTF is wrong with Kansas?

President Bush delivers the commencement address during a graduation ceremony at Greensburg High School in Greensburg, Kansas, May 4, 2008 . . .

REUTERS/Jim Young

. . . and spends the rest of the day at the post-graduation kegger.

REUTERS/Yuri Gripas

I am sooooo STOKED!

I'm getting a whole set.

AP/Haraz N. Ghanbari